Free entry from Sunday to Thursday (unless special event)

Open seven nights

level 2 / 322 Little Collins street

Melbourne 3000, Australia

in the heart of the CBD

ph: (03) 9650 4494

THIS WEEK

SUNDAY (Every Week)

Free entry

$5 Beer all night

Bar Night

MONDAY (Every Week)

Free entry

$5 Beer all night

Bar Night

TUESDAY (Every Week)

$5 Beer all night

Free entry

Bar Night

WEDNESDAY (Every Week)

Post Percy & Friends

THURSDAY (EVERY WEEK) 9PM

$2 POTS (10 till 12)

$4 Skinny Bitches (1 till 5am) 

$6 Spirits All NIGHT

Free Entry

HELLO THERE... We're introducing $4 SKINNY BITCHES (vodka soda) to the menu on Thursdays from 1am... this is for all you (wanna be?) models who can't afford to put on that extra 2mm of "fat" before your 7am shoot Friday mornings, apparently caused by post mixed dranks!

Less vom & more reason to look hawt at the bar till late!

Also on offer is $2 pots (10 till 12am) and $6 spirits all night with music played by the diabolic Post Percy and support from Awesome Whales, their drop out-slacker-record store employee attitude of playing house music with crumpet munching post punk and land of chocolate kraut rock is dope; it’s a good night out, yo.

So tell your friends, tell your mom.

And yeah, we still don’t let in f$%#heads.

$4 Skinny Bitches (for da models) from 1am till 5am

$2 pots 10pm till 12am

$6 basic spirits all night

FREE ENTRY

Post Percy, Friends

...and guests 

FRIDAY

PETE HERBERT (uk) with Inside Out

The Prime Minister just reneged on her deal for maximum one dollar bets on pokie machines, kind of alright for you, as it allows your parents to keep blowing their Surfers Paradise apartment fund at the local so you still get to see them weekly when you dump you’re washing on your mom. But unlike Gillard, we stick to our agreements here at Guernies, like our pledge to keep inviting to Oz some of the best in the land of danSe. On FEB 3 Pete Herbert will be gracing the decks of our battered up ol’ organ for one of our Inside Out Party’s with Tom and Nick of Otologic. A record store owner in a previous life, Pete’s from where the Thames River flows and is a regular at Fabric whilst pushing his own in-print London Atlas Records. Another special guest on the evening is one of Herbert’s production partners in crime in a cat called Golden Fleece, so if balearic leftfield disco/house/italo/dub/funk is the sort of sound that butters your crumpet don’t miss this party!

SATURDAY (Every Week) 9PM

$5 spirits till 10:30pm 

$4 Shots ALL NIGHT

$10 & $15

The unemployment rates about to increase because no ones making it to work Mondays after smashing our Saturday evenings here at New Guernica; it’s that good. A flow of Melbourne’s truly finest such as Weekend Express, Cheapdate and the promising party man himself which will make your third eye cry, Chestwig, reside in our Brothers Grimm inspired hall whilst a culinary introduction class on the art of twisted fun in our backroom kitchenette is served up by Mugen and Thomas Touche. You’ll have such a good night you’ll finally have a legitimate reason to pull your iphone out of your handbag and update your, “status”.

Conductors On Rotation

Weekend Express, Cheapdate, Chestwig Mu-Gen, Lopan,Thomas Touche

...and guests

New Guernica music conductors