Open seven nights

level 2 / 322 Little Collins street

Melbourne 3000, Australia

in the heart of the CBD

ph: (03) 9650 4494

Sunday through to Wednesday...

enjoy the music playlist which has been programmed CHEAPDATE

New Guernica music conductors

This week

TUESDAY (Every Week)

Two for one ALL SPIRITS & boutique beer from 11pm till 1am

no entry fee

Every Tuesday night there’s a new party in town at Guernica! Hosted by the delightful young chap who thinks high tea means margarita’s on a Monday morning, the man who’s last d.j. set at Splendour in the Grass gave more weight to the argument that horse jumping should be an outlawed sport if pony medicine remains “special”, Post Percy. The new Percy’s Playhouse is 2-4-1 Spirits and Boutique beer till 1am! special appearances by Percy’s colourful friends and hoochie-mamma’s, and a rabidly fun five hour odd set of party danSe with certainly one of Melbourne’s most eloquently wasted madman! You and your friends won’t be getting home till your, well, all lazey-eyed and stuff. Every Tuesday evening, tell your friends.

Post-Percy, D-Ceed & guests

WEDNESDAY (Every Week) 8PM

From 8pmpm & $5 wine

no entry fee

Fromage Disco have emerged as one Australia's hottest talents, with their distinct DJ skills being summoned to support such artists as Todd Terje, Aeroplane, Idjut Boys, Unabombers, Runaway, Richard Sen, Pete Herbert Tim Sweeney, Joakim and more. These boys have turned out remixes for the likes of Vitreous, Alex Ward, Toy Robots & ELKE... and in late-2009 the pair released their original production, "Vicious", on the British label Needwant with the amazing Runaway (DFA) remix.

Fromage Disco.... and guests

THURSDAY (Every Week) 10PM

Two for one ALL SPIRITS & boutique beer 11 till 1am

just $5 on door

Every now and again when the jocks would play kick to kick, the ball would end up at the feet of some dudes who would just look at it and give a blank expression from behind their daggy fringe when called out. Turns out those dudes who liked good (bad?) music like the Smiths, the Cure and Manson learnt how to mix, typed the name Derrick Carter into Wikipedia, and have got themselves a residency every Thursday night at New Guernica.

Conductors On Rotation

Negativ Magick, Leslie Salvador, Bromance, Post Percy

...and guests

FRIDAY (Every Week) 10PM

Two for one ALL SPIRITS & boutique beer from 11pm  till 1am

$10 & $15

You know it’s going to be a good night when your at a club and the dj’s work the same part-time jobs during the week as you; it means their probably up for getting loose just the same. And at New Guernica on Friday’s we’ve got more Nudie Jeans folding clerks & fixie part importers than you can poke a stick at!

Conductors On Rotation

Post Percy, Herbie, Cheapdate, Megawuoti, Mu-gen

...and guests

SATURDAY (Every Week) 9pm

Two for one all spirits & boutique beer till 11pm 

$10 & $15

The unemployment rates about to increase because no ones making it to work Mondays after smashing our Saturday evenings here at New Guernica; it’s that good. A flow of Melbourne’s truly finest such as Mike Callander, Ant J Steep, Dave Pham and DJ Belgium reside in our Brothers Grimm inspired hall whilst a culinary introduction class on the art of twisted fun in our backroom kitchenette is served up by Mike Hunt. You’ll have such a good night you’ll finally have a legitimate reason to pull your iphone out of your handbag and update your, “status”.

Conductors On Rotation

Belgium, Ant j Steep, Agent 86, Dave Pham, Ando, Pingu

...and guests