Dj’s 7 nights a week

New Guernica music conductors

Open seven nights

level 2 / 322 Little Collins street

Melbourne 3000, Australia

in the heart of the CBD

ph: (03) 9650 4494

This week

SUNDAY (Every Week) 8pm

Half Price Dumplings

Two for one ALL SPIRITS & $4.50 bottle beer

Free entry

  If you hadn’t noticed as yet our Sunday nights here at Guern’s have become like a house party for all our friends to get involved and you’ve been missing out! It’s like watching an episode of Degrassi High, all kinds of peeps into different things and by the end of the night you can go home saying ‘hey, I’ve got a new friend?’ Touching, but why not when it’s FREE entry all night and rotating dj’s who’ll be playing out their individual tastes so you can hear everything from the radio station that plays house music in Grand Theft Auto, John Lydon pissing off his Sex Pistol fans with his new band that was just as important to a lovely echo of smashing good hip hop, you know, how when music's good it's just good and it don't matter if the artist tipping over one-fitty on the bathroom scales. Every Sunday night at Guernica, delightful kids playing all types of good (bad?) music that they love, drink specials and dumplings on order to munch through winter. So back to the Degrassi thing, we’ll let you guess which one of our disk jockeys on rotation is Spike.

Faux Real & More

MONDAY (Every Week)

Free entry

Hi there friend, just a quick reminder we’re open 7 nights a week from 4pm here at New Guernica. For those that have been popping in for a bevy or three on a night we’re not throwing a party that makes you go ‘gack!’, we’ve listened to your thoughts on what we’re doing. So, like Triple M realising that their listeners tune in for actual rock music and as such have finally realised the need to banish rubbish, like Pink, from its playlist, we’ve been made aware that an ipod that hops around on random setting isn’t as entertaining as listening to someone who actually loves playing good music or even a wannabe ‘djAM’ getting loose with you from behind the decks. Hence our new take on Monday evenings. Every Monday on rotation from 9pm music lovers grace our organ and play sounds from the deep to keep the weekends wrongness flowing.

Ant J Steep, Luke Coleman, Faux Real, Alex Albrecht & More

TUESDAY (Every Week)

Two for one ALL SPIRITS 11pm till 1am

Free entry

Every Tuesday night there’s a new party in town at Guernica! Hosted by the delightful young chap who thinks high tea means margarita’s on a Monday morning, the man who’s last d.j. set at Splendour in the Grass gave more weight to the argument that horse jumping should be an outlawed sport if pony medicine remains “special”, Post Percy. The new Percy’s Playhouse is 2-4-1 Spirits and Boutique beer till 1am! special appearances by Percy’s colourful friends and hoochie-mamma’s, and a rabidly fun five hour odd set of party danSe with certainly one of Melbourne’s most eloquently wasted madman! You and your friends won’t be getting home till your, well, all lazey-eyed and stuff. Every Tuesday evening, tell your friends.

Post-Percy & Friends

WEDNESDAY (Every Week) 8PM

$5 Glass of wine

Free entry

Fromage Disco have emerged as one Australia's hottest talents, with their distinct DJ skills being summoned to support such artists as Todd Terje, Aeroplane, Idjut Boys, Unabombers, Runaway, Richard Sen, Pete Herbert Tim Sweeney, Joakim and more. These boys have turned out remixes for the likes of Vitreous, Alex Ward, Toy Robots & ELKE... and in late-2009 the pair released their original production, "Vicious", on the British label Needwant with the amazing Runaway (DFA) remix.

Fromage Disco.... and guests

THURSDAY (Every Week) 10PM

Two for one ALL SPIRITS till 11pm till 1am

Free entry

Every now and again when the jocks would play kick to kick, the ball would end up at the feet of some dudes who would just look at it and give a blank expression from behind their daggy fringe when called out. Turns out those dudes who liked good (bad?) music like the Smiths, the Cure and Manson learnt how to mix, typed the name Derrick Carter into Wikipedia, and have got themselves a residency every Thursday night at New Guernica.

Conductors On Rotation 

Negativ Magick, Post Percy, Nu Balance, James Kane

...and guests

FRIDAY (EVERY WEEK) 10PM

Two for one ALL SPIRITS 11pm till 1am

$10 & $15

You know it’s going to be a good night when your at a club and the dj’s work the same part-time jobs during the week as you; it means their probably up for getting loose just the same. And at New Guernica on Friday’s we’ve got more Nudie Jeans folding clerks & fixie part importers than you can poke a stick at! The Kitchen may burn down as Post-Percy & Megawuoti are Friday's Master Chefs!

Conductors On Rotation

Post Percy, Bromace, Kano, Thomas Pollard, Leslie Salvador, Kano, Pingu, 

Simon TK

...and guests

SATURDAY (VERY SATURDAY) 9pm (CANYONS (DFA) THIS WEEK)

Two for one ALL SPIRIT till 11pm 

$10 & $15

The unemployment rates about to increase because no ones making it to work Mondays after smashing our Saturday evenings here at New Guernica; it’s that good. A flow of Melbourne’s truly finest such as Ant J Steep, Dave Pham and DJ Belgium and the promising youngster, Ando reside in our Brothers Grimm inspired hall whilst a culinary introduction class on the art of twisted fun in our backroom kitchenette is served up by Mike Hunt. You’ll have such a good night you’ll finally have a legitimate reason to pull your iphone out of your handbag and update your, “status”.

Conductors On Rotation

Belgium (Nile Delta), Ando, Ant j Steep, Dave Pham, Mike Hunt, Kate Miller

...and guests